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Funny All-Occasion Cards

Birthday coming up? Too busy organizing your house to shop?

Here’s the perfect gift from a published children’s poet, writer (and your master organizer, of course!!)

A story-of-your-life, one-of-a kind, funny card for all occasions:

  • Weddings and Anniversaries
  • Confirmations and Baptisms
  • Bar and Bat Mitzvahs
  • Birthdays
  • Employee Recognition
  • Team Building/Service Awards
  • Customer/Client Testimonials
  • Retirement
  • Mother’s Day
  • Father’s Day
  • New Baby
  • New House
  • New Car
  • New Job
  • Thank you… and more

Card styles
Card samples
Card testimonials

How to Begin

  • Please note: I’ll need three weeks lead time to write and mail out your card
  • We hold a preliminary discussion; you make payment arrangements through Paypal
  • You send an email with:
    • Your name, address, phone and fax numbers
    • Name and age of recipient
    • Date of your event
    • How you would like the card signed
  • You fill out the attached questionnaire and mail back to me.
  • We set a phone date to do an extensive interview and fine-tune your information
  • I write the first draft of the card
  • We review by phone again
  • I write, illustrate and mail out the final copy


  • Editing, proofing
  • Website text
  • Resumes
  • Job applications
  • College entrance applications and bios
  • Funny all-occasion cards
  • Poetry